Sleep (or not)

Ah, sleep, couldnt we all use more? Of course we could. Be honest if it wasnt for the internet you would probably be asleep right now. Sleep is an amazing thing, isnt it? Its beautiful, being able to lie down for long enough to slip into another dimension where anything can happen. Think about it, anything can happen in your dreams *bow chicka wow wow*, you could be riding a flying monkey up mount everest with super-models riding bitch. Now one that note go to sleep. Yeah, go. Now! Theres a monkey and super-models waiting for you! GO!

On The Inside

Despite what the title may sound like I am not a spy.
I am here today to talk about a "problem" that faces many youth in western society:
The Friend Zone.
I know, its a horrifying thought, isnt it? Well, actually no, it isnt (or at least shouldnt be). You see I have been trying to breach the friend zone for the past year, but there is a significant problem; I am a nerd (even if I am the coolest). Now you may be thinking "how can someone so awesome and good at coding be a nerd?!??!?!". Yeah, I was too, but apparently chicks dont dig that. <spoiler>Dont believe "The Social Network", most of us arent that awesome</spoiler>. You see despite my good nature and general sexiness girls dont like me. This could be for a number of reasons, so I have compiled a list:

1. I get queasy around anything with two "X" chromosomes
2. I cant fight because I puke at the sight of blood and punching reminds me of blood
3. Im fat (WHOA)

So, yeah. To all the guys in the friend zone, just enjoy being there.

Birth Of A Blog

Blogging. What a strange idea. Sharing your thoughts with anyone who could possibly care. So why would someone with disinteresting thoughts need one? I guess its the hope that someone does care. 

Bye for now,

The coolest nerd